My storey is wen the to mens wus wokeg and the urs man sad you haav a Bnanu in yor er.  Taan the frst man sad I cant her you becoc I hav a bnanu in Translation: My [favorite] story is when the two men was walking and the first man said, "you have a banana in your ear."  Then the [second] man said "I can't hear you, because I have a banana in [my ear!] By Gage, age 5